The Big Elephant With Crazy Peanuts!

dickwhipped3:

twiddl3dum:

I saw a strange creature;

Long, hard and straight;

Thrusting into a round, dark opening,

Preparing to discharge it’s load of lives,

puffing and squealing noises accompanied it,

Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.

What am i?

Ask me for the answer guys! Trust me its a good answer.

Don’t forget to folllow!

Twiddl3Dum

I said Penis.

It might be a steam train?

(Source: classic-pearls, via para-whoree)